Thursday, April 28, 2016
Our Puppet Elections
No, this is not a serious post. Just--Has anyone noticed how much our current candidates look like puppets? Ted Cruz--what a great puppet face. He even looks like Punch.
Just give him a stick and he could chase after Muslims.
Or his new running mate, Carly Fiorini. I know she's not made of sawdust, I know there's someone alive in there, but--don't those eyes look like they're made a glass?
Bernie Sanders is a given, a living Muppet. You could practically make him out of a sock.
And of course-- Goes without saying.
The only one who doesn't look like a puppet is Clinton. I know people call her fake, a for-politics persona,
But even when she's just looking at the camera, there's clearly a person there, not a puppet. There's someone inside those eyes.
Okay, if we look hard, we could find her inner puppet.
On with the show!