Wednesday, April 6, 2016
Wanted: Dinosaur-Proof Fencing
Does this ever happen to you? A family dinosaur digs under the fencing, and suddenly:
A convocation, then: mayhem, murder, dead dinosaurs strewn across the neighborhood?
But nobody wants their yard to look like this:
And who wants the electric bill for 10,000 volts?
And Lord knows, the neighbors would complain about this on a city street.
I guess we'll have to keep digging in those stones.
Note: All photos in this piece are completely undoctored, and no dinosaurs were killed specifically to create this post.
Also, technically, this is yesterday's post.